Friday, December 24, 2010

Santa's Pissed


Apparently, US officials have widened their investigation of Julian Assange, informally accused of espionage, to include the web administrators of NORAD, for leaking the whereabouts of Santa via GPS. A press conference is scheduled shortly where it is expected that Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer will be sought for questioning in the unauthorized disclosure of Santa's itinerary, prompting concerns that the secrecy Santa depends on has been compromised.

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